When it is acceptable to try and break up two people who are happy together:
Making out with a girl for the first time is the coolest thing and the second coolest thing is driving home and getting aware of all the parts of your face where she was and tasting her lip balm on your lips. The third coolest thing is outer space.
having a crush is like having that little piece of rock stuck in your shoe and you stop walking and shake it out and you’re pretty sure it’s gone but then a half hour later you feel it under your toe and you’re like oh no
I just want to be able to have you in my bed and kiss you and talk about pointless things for hours until we fall asleep.
Girls send me screenshots of niggas saying lame shit all the time. That’s why I have a council of my niggas proofread everything I’m about to say so I don’t send any screenshot-worthy shit.
this is 100% accurate everything I say to a girl is peer reviewed and analyzed that’s why i text back slow cause sometimes my affiliates in switzerland and the congo are asleep when they get the call
lmfao. “a council of my niggas”